10 secrets about Tanmay Bhat's Sachin-Lata insult

I am going to call Tanmay Bhat as TB, whether he likes it or not. Did he bother before poking DISRESPECTFUL, HUMILIATING, OBNOXIOUS fun at Lata Mangeshkar and Sachin Tendulkar?

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10 secrets about Tanmay Bhat's Sachin-Lata insult
I am going to call Tanmay Bhat as TB, whether he likes it or not. Did he bother before poking DISRESPECTFUL, HUMILIATING, OBNOXIOUS fun at Lata Mangeshkar and Sachin Tendulkar?

And this is not impulsive. After long deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that TB needs to be exposed: 

# TB is desperate for attention. So I am going to call him up after listing down 9 more reasons and I bet my last shirt that he will not respond. He is quite a strange species, guys. He avoided media interactions post the AIB Roast. He avoided interviews when Salman gave him a piece of mind over ridiculing his sister Arpita's dark complexion in AIB. He is most likely to avoid the media again. Uska kaam ho gaya na, ab woh ek saal chup baithega and then he'll do something worse.

# TB does not respect old age. So if you are 83 and find it difficult to walk, don't expect TB to give you a hand if you're falling and he's nearby. He actually wants you to die.

# TB knows nothing about music. He only wants the singers/composers/lyricists to be hot and sexy.

# TB does not like you if you don't have a beautiful and striking personality. It does not matter if the world worships/idolises you, he still wants you to leave this world, probably sooner than God wants you to.

# TB hates you if you don't have a fair complexion (Right my friend, Arpita Khan Sharma?)  

# TB knows nothing about cricket or Sachin Tendulkar. His childhood games comprised of only imitating people. If anybody in Gen X is playing those games, I request you to not imitate TB.

# TB wants to create animosity between Sachin and Virat. Thank God they're not playing together. But then obviously, TB doesn't know that. As I said, he knows nothing about cricket.

# TB does not know the meaning of democracy, he is misusing it.

TB will not undergo any degeneration if he lives till he is 83, he will be so engrossed (the word Tanmay means engrossed) looking after his health. Naturally he will have white sparkling teeth which are held firmly in their sockets. Dentures are exclusively for Lataji. 

# TB needs to up his game. Not cricket, woh toh na ho payi- but his content of comedy which is Phucking Bad. This video is definitely not funny.


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