Why was Jai Mummy Di made? Why was money flushed down the drain? Who hired Navjyot Gulati to helm it? Who is he, by the way? Why does Sunny Singh have one constant expression on his face from Ujda Chaman? Why was Sonnalli Seygall frequently saying 'fat jaati hai', 'fatti hai'?
Why have all Punjabis to be loud and foul-mouthed on celluloid, JMD inclusive? Why were Supriya Pathak and Poonam Dhillon hamming for the first time in their lives? What was Varun Choocha Sharma doing in a flashback which was the most trivial rewind I have seen in my life?
Why were the songs so noisy that I cannot recollect any? Why were Sunny and Sonnalli smooching at the drop of a hat?
Nothing will remain in memory. Oh sorry, ek scene hai. A lady who wants to marry Sunny rubbishes his claim that he's gay by kissing him and feeling him! "Ek kiss mein yeh haal hai toh baad mein kya hoga" she says proudly something to this effect.
But the biggest culprit is my Mummy. Why didn't she warn me before I stepped out for this one? Aren't mothers supposed to know everything?
Going with TWO.
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