Kapil Sharma ABUSES & THREATENS SpotboyE Editor: Your Daughter Wants To SLEEP With Me

WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO HAND OVER THIS TAPE TO THE POLICE. SOMETHING HAS SERIOUSLY GONE WRONG WITH THIS MAN. IT'S ALL SO SCARY, ERR, EERIE...

I, Vickey Lalwani, am in a state of daze. I have spoken to the man who made me and my family smile every minute that he appeared on the small screen. After Kaun Banega Crorepati, we finally had a show which was Appointment Viewing for us, and I am sure for many others too. And then he started failing, incidentally after his mid-air brawl with Sunil Grover on March 16, 2017. We so wanted him to return to his good, old ways. But in fact, he started annoying even the film industry by making them wait for endless hours. There was apparently no remorse, hence no change for the better. And God save me, this evening he abused and threatened me left, right and centre for only reporting the shoots that he has been cancelling, the fact that his film Firangi was bad and the truth that his new show Family Time With Kapil Sharma (FTWKS) is no great shakes.

WARNING: OUR CONVERSATION WHICH I REPRODUCE IS NOT FAMILY TIME



Honestly, we had seen this coming because the controversial comedian was on a Twitter rant since early evening, abusing me no-end.


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Kapil:
Hello?

Vickey:
Yes, who is this?

Kapil: 
 Vickey, this is Kapil Sharma

Vickey:
 Hi, Kapil.

Kapil: 
 I am Kapil Sharma, jiske baare mein aap bahut kuch idhar udhar likhte rehte ho. I want to ask you one thing, Vickey. Have we met before?

Vickey:
 Yes, sir. We met when you were doing The Kapil Sharma Show. You had given me an interview in your vanity van

vickey lalwani and kapil sharma
Vickey Lalwani (left) And Kapil Sharma (right)

Kapil: 
 I have always seen your articles. I also read you telling me regarding Firangi that I am a zero actor. Why you writing so negatively about me? Is there any particular reason?
(LITTLE DID HE UNDERSTAND THIS ARTICLE. IT WAS AMOD MEHRA, TRADE ANALYST, WHO WAS CALLING HIM A ZERO ACTOR AND NOT VICKEY LALWANI)

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Vickey: 
Sir, the main thing that has been going on is that you have been cancelling your shoots left, right and centre. 


Kapil: 
 Vickeyji, maybe I am in depression, maybe I have some physical problem, you too know what I am going through.

Vickey:
 I would like you to clarify. Okay let me tell you. Let's take your new show. You cancelled the Rani Mukerji shoot. 

Kapil: 
 (Interrupts) How do you know that the Rani shoot got cancelled?

Vickey:
 It got cancelled more than once in a span of 2 hours. The children of Yash Raj's Hichki were also supposed to join her.

kapil sharma
Kapil Sharma

Kapil: 
 Do you know that I was offered Yash Raj's Bank Chor, and I had refused it because I didn't like the offer. The film went on to become a flop. Why didn't you ever write about that? Do you take money, Vickeyji? If you want money, come to me. Kutte ki tarah kyun likhte ho?

Vickey:
 This is not the way to talk.

Kapil: 
 Vickey Lalwani, agar tu mujhe mil gaya na, tu itna ghatiya aadmi hai, teri ma ch*d dunga main.

Vickey:
 You can't speak to me like this.

Kapil: 
 I can. Tu itna harami hai. Teri news meri vajah se bikti hai. Mad**ch*d

Kapil Sharma With Abhay Deol
Kapil Sharma With Abhay Deol

Vickey: You cannot speak to me like this.

Kapil:
Bhad**, mad**ch*d. Teri beti mere saath sona chahti hai. Likh na uske baare mein, woh bhi new bikegi.

Vickey:
 You cannot talk to me like this. It just shows your bringing.

Kapil: 
 Yes, my upbringing is like that. Now, what to do? You write lies that Dawood (Ibrahim) called me from Karachi

Vickey:
 We never wrote like that.

Kapil: 
 Behen ke la*de. Tereko koi janta nahin hai. Tu hit hona chahta hai. Are you the only one who has Dawood's number kya? Mad**c**d.  Dawood me mujhe phone kiya! Dawood ki biwi ne phone uthaya (Lol, how can Dawood's wife pick up the phone when Dawood calls?).  (The big joke is that the article he is referring to had no mention of Dawood or any connection of Dawood with Kapil.. He had definitely either not read the article properly or not understood it. (BELOW WE PASTE THAT ARTICLE, WHICH WAS ACTUALLY BASED ON THE FACT THAT DURING THE TENSION AT THE BORDER THIS FEBRUARY WHEN THERE WAS ALSO A DEBATE WHETHER WE SHOULD GO TO PAK TO PUSH OUR WORK, KAPIL HAD FLOWN OFF TO DUBAI TO PROMOTE SOME PAKISTANI CRICKETERS).

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Vickey:
 Sir, you don't understand things. You don't understand English.

Kapil: 
 Jis din tu mujhe mil gaya na, tere ma ki ch**. Mad***c**d. English nahin aati mujhe! Toh kya jinko English aati hai woh bahut bade hit ho gaye hain kya?  

Vickey:
 Aap flop ho gaye ho abhi. But yes, you were a big hit earlier.

Kapil: 
 Teri ma* ch*d di na maine, isliye main bahut bada hit ho gaya tha,

(AT THIS POINT, KAPIL'S FRIEND SNATCHES THE PHONE FROM HIM & BEGINS TO TALK)

Friend:
Look, I need to meet you with my legal team. Hum pyar se baat karenge.

Vickey:
 Who are you?

Friend:
Meri marzi main koi bhi hoon. 

Vickey:
 The way Kapil spoke earlier that my daughter wants to sleep with him, let me tell you I have recorded him. Should I put it out?

Friend.
Put it out. Is this the way to put someone into depression like you have done, with your stories against him? Your negative stories are killing him

kapil sharma
Family Time With Kapil Sharma

Vickey: (Tried to say something)

Friend
: Shut up and listen to me. 

Vickey:
 Why should I listen to you when your friend abused me like that? Who are you?

Friend
: No one is abusing now.  Kapil abused, which is why I have ta ken over the phone.Choron ki tarah record kar liya. If you are a man, milkar baat karo.

Vickey:
 This is not a fight.

Friend:
This is a fight. You have made it personal. 

Kapil Sharma With Ajay Devgun
Kapil Sharma With Ajay Devgun

Vickey: We have been reporting about all his shoots which are being cancelled, the latest one being that of Rani. The entire Bollywood is upset with him, several shoots he cancelled in the past.

Friend:
Who are you to report that? Sony had cancelled the shoot. You don't understand. The guy is suffering

Vickey:
 I am sure he is suffering, but not because of us. 

Friend:
We will put in the medical report that he is suffering because of SpotboyE.

Vickey: 
Put it, but we reserve the right to write when he cancels shoots. We also reserve the right to report if his show (FTWKS) is bad.

Kapil Sharma
Kapil Sharma

Friend:
Show is bad? Chu*iye, the ratings are 2.2.

Vickey:
 But his earlier stint registered 3.1, the one in Colors- Comedy Nights With Kapil Sharma.

Friend:
Arre bhai, tereko kya lena hai? Will you leave us or not? (GOD, HONEST AND GENUINE REPORTING HAS DIED SO BADLY IN TODAY'S TIMES THAT WE CAN'T EVEN REVIEW OR REPRODUCE THE RATINGS AND DO COMPARISONS?)

Vickey:
 Frankly, who are you that I am talking to you? I should disconnect.

Friend:
Aukat hai toh kar le disconnect. We will get our legal team (I THINK WE TOO HAVE A LEGAL TEAM WHO CAN HANDLE ABUSES AND CHARACTER ASSASSINATION OF THE FAMILY OF THE STAFFERS) to your office on Monday. Agar milta hai, toh I am ready to meet and sort it out with you.

Vickey: 
I should meet you without knowing who you are?

Friend:
Okay, here goes. I am Gurjot.

Vickey:
 Why you getting into this?

Gurjot And Kapil Sharma
Gurjot And Kapil Sharma

Gurjot:
Because Kapil is my brother (ACTUALLY THESE TWO ARE GOOD FRIENDS)

Vickey:
 We reserve the right to report everything about him. It's a democratic country:

Gurjot:
Do you own the country?

Vickey: 
Nobody owns this country.  We are a democratic nation.

Gurjot: Tell me one positive thing you've written about Kapil (WE HAVE WRITTEN MANY, BUT GURJOT HAS LOST TRACK). Please bande ki haalat samjho. No other platform has been so relentlessly after him, why SpotboyE? Let’s meet over coffee to resolve.

Vickey: I wish you had started like this, as for other platforms, I don't know what is happening there, who works, who writes. How can I speak for others? We are just reporting facts..

Gurjot:
If you have a fight with your wife, would you like that to be written about?

The One Marked In Red Is Gurjot
The One Marked In Red Is Gurjot

Vickey:
If you think that interests the public and I am a celebrity, then go ahead.

Gurjot:
If something happens to Kapil, it will be because of SpotboyE.

Vickey:
If something happens to me tonight (or soon later), this call by Kapil and you will be responsible. I am ready to meet you and sort it out if Kapil apologises for all the dirty talk he did with me.

Gurjot:
Kapil won't apologise.

Vickey:
Then, I cannot meet you.

Friend:
We shall send you a legal letter.

Vickey:
We shall await that.


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